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  1. pollums:

    jeff goldblum stars in the role of a lifetime

    (via grubsludge)

    Tagged #goldblum
  2. ghostsareassholes:


    Pass that milk on over fuckboy I gotta get my calcium up

    Calcium deficiency is not a joke. Osteoporosis is one of the leading causes of death for skeletons second only to falling down the stairs.

    after leaving skeleton hell things just haven’t been the same for Mr. and Mrs. Clarke, so they’ve adopted a homeless man. 

    (via grubsludge)

  3. poopinthespeedforce:

    this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go

    it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny

    (via dawnoftheplanetofthedeer)

  4. rachellastname:

    this is incredible

    (via scottaukerman)


  5. demosexual:

    i did it

    (via iguanamouth)

  6. monetizeyourcat:


    scientific fact

    how the fuck is this true. there are many people with less than a complete human skeleton. this requires that some people have more bones than an entire skeleton, or perhaps for one person to have hundreds of millions more bones than an entire skeleton. who is he? who is he??

    (via iguanamouth)

  7. projectscastorandleda:



    "In the last 20 years of my life, I’ve been using something unrecognizable. I’ve been acting for 20 years and I’ve gone unnoticed"

    Doug Jones.



    (Source: tummlinson, via cloacacarnage)

  8. novacorps:

    Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.

    (via tinylittlecabininthesky)

  9. unexplained-events:

    Ed and Lorraine Warrens Occult Museum

    Houses over 50 years of haunted objects. The most famous of which is, Annabelle the Raggedy Ann Doll.

    (via viridi-luscus-monstrum)

  10. (Source: powerburial, via powerburial)


    1. baby: d-d-d-d
    2. dad: daddy? are you trying to say daddy?
    3. baby: d-d-don't you think this meme format is more than a little played out. I am tired of the way that tumblr does not seem to know when to leave well enough alone when it comes to humor online. The more and more I've had to see posts like this the less and less funny they become. And it does not just go for this "baby saying it's first word" post format. I honestly came out to have a good time, spiders georg, and the mere concept of skeletons have all recently been subject to tumblr's strange obsession with rapid desensitization to a meme. The law of diminishing returns practically states that with every new variation on a meme, every time you add something to the already successful formula, it will be less successful, maybe not in note amount, but in post quality. And if we are living in a world where you value your note count more than you value the service you are providing to other bloggers with your insight or jokes, then you are practically a capitalist and is that really what you want? Tumblr, are you really in support of meme capitalism or can we, as a website, try to come together and create something more, something bigger? We can usher in a meme utopia. It is within our grasp. Thank you.

  12. pospiscal:

    trying to comfort a friend

    (Source: popiscle, via xojake)

  14. iloveoldmagazines:

    New York

    1968 Vol. 1, No. 8